Bucket List 一路玩到掛

Carter Chambers: You measure yourself by the people who measure themselves by you.

卡特強伯斯︰你有多少成就端視有多少人看重你。


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Edward Cole: Here's something to remember when you're older Thomas - never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.

愛德華寇爾︰湯瑪斯，當你年紀大了，有幾件事你要謹記︰想上廁所就要上，有愛就趕緊做，不要以為有放屁就一定有大便。


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Edward Cole: I honestly envy people who have faith, I just can't get my head around it.


Carter Chambers: Maybe because your head's in the way.

愛德華寇爾︰我真羨慕那些有信仰的人。但我的腦筋就是轉不過來去接受信仰。


卡特強伯斯︰也許問題就出在你的腦筋。


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Carter Chambers: The Buddhists believe you keep coming back moving up or down a level based on how you lived your life.


Edward Cole: See, that's where they lose me. What does a snail have to do to reincarnate? Leave the perfect trail of slime?

卡特強伯斯︰佛教徒相信人世有輪迴，就看你在世時做好做壞轉世的命就變好或變壞。


愛德華寇爾︰你看，我就是無法接受這種想法。那蝸牛要怎樣才能轉世？留下一道完美的黏液痕？