My Favorite Year 最美好的一年

【小編劇班吉史東勸已經酒醉正要以消防水管讓自己垂降到樓下的電影大明星亞蘭史旺(彼得奧圖飾)】

Benjy Stone: Let's NOT do this - it's too dangerous!


Alan Swann: Nonsense! It worked perfectly well in "A Slight Case of Divorce"!


Benjy Stone: That was a movie! This is real life!


Alan Swann: What is the difference?

班吉史東︰我們別這樣吧，太危險了！


亞蘭史旺︰胡說八道！在《離婚小事情》裡這樣子完全沒問題。


班吉史東︰那是電影啊！這可是現實生活！


亞蘭史旺︰有什麼不同嗎？


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【亞蘭史旺誤闖女廁所】

Lil: This is for ladies only!


Alan Swann: [unzipping fly] So is THIS, ma'am, but every now and then I have to run a little water through it.

莉尤︰這是女生專用的！


亞蘭史旺︰【解開褲子拉鍊】夫人，我這傢伙也是，不過偶爾我得從那裡流些水出去。

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Sy: California? You can't write comedy in California! It's not depressing enough!

【節目製作人】席︰在加州是沒法寫喜劇的！這地方還不夠讓人沮喪！

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Alan Swann: What's in a name? A rose by any other name would wither and die.

亞蘭史旺︰名字有什麼重要的？玫瑰換成任何名字都一樣會枯萎凋零。

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Alan Swann: Stone, women love to be intrigued. They enjoy unraveling the mystery that is man, but you must allow them the freedom to discover you.


Benjy Stone: Is that what you do?


Alan Swann: No. I don't have that luxury. The women who are interested in me know exactly who I am and what they want, and nine times out of ten, they get it.


Benjy Stone: That's some curse.


Alan Swann: You'd be surprised. You see, no matter what I do, I can never fulfill their expectations.

亞蘭史旺︰女人喜歡被勾起好奇心。她們最愛去解開男人這個謎，但是你一定要讓她們有自由能夠自己發現你。


班吉史東︰你都是用這招嗎？


亞蘭史東︰不，我沒有這種奢侈。對我感興趣的女人都對我瞭若指掌，也知道自己要什麼。十之八九，她們要的都能夠到手。


班吉史東︰你真的很歹命。


亞蘭史東︰你才知道。我跟你說，不論我做什麼，我都無法達到她們的期望。