約翰‧哈肯沙克三世：這就是我們生活的悲哀－－最應該被痛扁的人往往身材高大得很。
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傑瑞‧傑佛斯：妳難道不知道這世上最偉大的人也都撒過謊，為一己之私誤導別人嗎？妳難道沒有聽過「競選支票」嗎？
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約翰‧哈肯沙克三世：沒有人昨天才認識今天就結婚的，至少我不會。
珊提米利雅公主：但是，親愛的，只有這樣才能結婚啊！等到你對他們了解太多，你就不會跟他們結婚了。
John D. Hackensacker III: That's one of the tragedies of this life - that the men who are most in need of a beating up are always enormous.
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Gerry Jeffers: Don't you know that the greatest men in the world have told lies and let things be misunderstood if it was useful to them? Didn't you ever hear of a campaign promise?
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John D. Hackensacker III: You don't marry someone you just met the day before; at least I don't.
Princess Centimillia: But that's the only way, dear. If you get to know too much about them you'd never marry them.
